*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…
if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
- sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash
- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin
It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

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I’ve been saying this since I saw the movie
Im glad I’m not the only one
I hate when cartoons have a kid and the kid is a clone of one parent
Bonus points if the boy looks exactly like his father and the girl looks exactly like her mother
Double points if by all accounts that the parents are so physical different from one another that their children looking like the parent of the same sex should not be possible


I love this movie but yo every time I watch this scene I get mad
Not gonna lie I actually had PJ and Pistol from good troop in mind when responding to you , Treasure planet didn’t even cross my mind
I honestly didn’t remember this problem in that show since I haven’t seen it since I was a kid and


Wow
To be truthful my thoughts went immediately to Scamp from Lady and the Tramp 2


It even has that same 3 sisters and 1 brother thing that Treasure Planet had
WTF Disney?!?!
This one is the funniest to me because it’s the most mentioned in the tags and I even hated seeing the pups as a kid and it’s just that one example that didn’t need to be mentioned but Should’ve because EVERY Person our age range saw these movies and we all thought the exact same thing
“What the fuck”
But we were kids so we didnt say “fuck”

shrek once again being the superior franchise


















